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Do you ever wonder what happened to the last 15 years of your life? Where is everyone? Then you go online and it’s this one fat guy who likes to go “Fishing” probably somewhere in Nantucket where he can secretly hookup with guys behind your back. They call it a “fishing excursion”, but what they really are implying is that they want to have some quality one on one male bonding time alone together.

Then they will say things like “I like seafood, I like sushi” but it really means “I’m just an old fat man who wants to find other old men to bond with.”

Me being a girl, I try to stay away from any unwanted advances from guys saying they want to “Go fishing”…… you ever seen an old fat pimp who looks kind of retarded, who’s had the same profile picture for years, showcasing his “Big catch”? Nothing will ever make me want to go. Not in a million years, not with a 40 foot pole.

Also, it was raining today and I went to the gym. Did I do any writing? Nope. I’m still trying to convince my brain to look away from work right now. Wish me luck.

-D

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